Fucking Women, Man

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>Be me a few days ago
>Hate humans but decide to go to the bar
>Have a good time with the patrons
>Be yesterday
>Go to same bar
>Run into one of the same patrons
>He’s cool asf
>I socialize with almost every dude there
>I specifically avoided most of the women
>No free validation tonight
>Bar tender was dummy thicc tho
>Resist urge to flirt
>New friend invited me to karaoke
>Leave with his squad who happens to be some people I just made friends with
>Karaoke is apparently another bar
>I almost lost my new friends immediately
>Made new friends
>Apparently met up with a dude I have no memory of meeting
>Trash talk with new friends
>What a grand time
>Walk up to dude with awesome hair
>Tell him his hair is awesome
>Equally if not more awesome personality
>Mariah Carey looking female was sitting next to us
>She was suspiciously touchy and nice
>I insistently gave props to Mr. Awesome Hair
>She offers me pizza and water
>Keeps nonchalantly touching me but trying to play it off like an accident
>Notice she was facing me now
>I go make new friends
>Say goodbye to old friends
>Go pee
>Come back after a while
>Fake Mariah Carey turned away from me
>Awesome Hair leaves for now
>She slightly moved away from me
>Wouldn’t even talk
>I wasn’t trying to smash but I noticed her mood change
>Hair man Returns
>Vaguely hear him talking about driving her car.
>They get real close to her
>Bro probably spitting some legendary hair rizz
>Go pee
>Come back, they’re gone
>I leave immediately
>Be this morning
>First thing I think about
>Tfw I somehow get rejected even though I went out of my way to avoid trying

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